never put a dress on over a shirt before
Life expectancy vs. GDP
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
oh god here we go
uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue
when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
Omg, yes… it is such a bad idea to wash your vag with soap. I remember when I was little and my mum would say “Make sure you wash EVERYTHING” when I got in the tub. I would scrub down there with soap and a washcloth and be so damn irritated and itchy afterwards. It sucked big time. Just make sure…
its tmi tuesday
Lumigrids is a concept LED projector for bikes that aims to improve night rides. The device would project a square grid onto to the ground, allowing riders to see the terrain ahead.
15/10 would buy
Carl Sagan passes on wisdom about the importance of understanding the origins of cosmic bodies before you begin baking for the afternoon.
“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.”
The original idea of Calhoun was supposed to be a guy but the programmers decided Calhoun to be a woman.
Texas summers were made for swimming and eating tuna sandwiches and snowcones and listening to “Shoop” on repeat.
That last photo is just so cute!
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.